Thursday, October 01, 2015

54 words about 27 manly ways

The New York Times has gracefully contributed to my collection of absurd men's lists with 27 Ways to Be a Modern Man. Here, I rebut each point in two words. Because that's what John Wayne would do.

1) Weirdly specific
2) Fair enough
3) Mouth closed?
4) Gross. GROSS.
5) Hell yes
6) Weirdly patriarchic
7) Marketing snobbery
8) Word snobbery
9) Breeder snobbery
10) Overly anal
11) Arbitrary machismo
12) That’s manly?
13) Musical snobbery
14) Or, memorize
15) Obviously satire … ?
16) Redneck fantasy
17) Fruit snobbery
18) That’s shoehorning
19) I suppose
20) Truth, misstated
21) Hopefully not!
22) Everyone should
23) Film snobbery
24) Just strange
25) Poignantly brilliant
26) Describes me
27) Paramount: fun

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