Thursday, March 26, 2015


Stay out of jail and pits

Wikipedia, but for the right reasons

Your influence to last two lifetimes

Don't trip near a raging bonfire

As little Fox News as possible

Be better than your role models

Try not to break your bones

Pick only the best of battles

Understand bullies have very sad lives

Sin only in the good ways

Judge not, unless the call's obvious

Kids? Only if you want them

Not dying is a good one

All of the Atari high scores

Every Super Bowl, trust fund kid

To leave an appropriately worn corpse

Know when to hang it up

Just take good care of yourself

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