I didn't think it was possible, but I've decided on who I want to win Villain Bowl XLAX. It took a lot of soul-searching (after a round of searching for my soul), some stat-crunching and a reconciliation of who I am versus how I view myself. And the answer is:
Why? Because if they win, it will be forever be tainted by scandal, and also the Seahawks will lose.
That's all I've got.