I, Ian Paul McGibboney, hereby declare that I am the following:
1) America's blogger;
2) The copyright holder of everything I've ever written, drawn, photographed, designed, read, seen, edited, heard and heard of;
3) A dynamite architect;
4) The inventor of water;
5) The inspiration for Forrest Gump, when he was a smart guy from California;
6) Turbo Teen all grown up;
7) Four of the presidents;
8) Billy Idol's idol;
9) Marty McFly;
10) The walrus. Goo goo goo joob.
It's gotta be true now!
(Thanks to the Facebook meme that won't die and the Dallas Cowboys for the inspiration)