The perennial winner? Casserole.
AFC Deep South
Blames the NFC Deep South for all of its problems.
NFC Pacific Northwest
The uniforms are breathtaking, but the play is depressing.
AFC New England
Its teams came over on Mayflower trucks.
NFC New York
It’s proud to kick your division’s ass, at least theoretically.
AFC North Dakota
Work is work.
NFC South Carolina
Flies a Redskins flag specifically to offend.
Gives other teams teams to beat.
NFC West Coast
Where games don’t start way too early, ahem!
AFC Middle East
Still a less-hazardous locale than any football field.
Every game is rescheduled to Detroit every week.
Consists of the respective fan bases of the Patriots, the Cowboys, the Eagles and the Seahawks (the latter subbing in until the Raiders stop being sad).
Insists the NFL hasn’t been cool since facemasks became a thing.
Mocked relentlessly by the NFC No.
NFC More Butts
Winner of the “Fan names a division” contest on Twitter.
AFC Extra Crispy
It’s only a matter of time before the league gets this corporate.
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