Monday, November 24, 2014

Other NFL divisions

NFC Midwest

The perennial winner? Casserole.

AFC Deep South

Blames the NFC Deep South for all of its problems.

NFC Pacific Northwest

The uniforms are breathtaking, but the play is depressing.

AFC New England

Its teams came over on Mayflower trucks.

NFC New York

It’s proud to kick your division’s ass, at least theoretically.

AFC North Dakota

Work is work.

NFC South Carolina

Flies a Redskins flag specifically to offend.

AFC Least

Gives other teams teams to beat.

NFC West Coast

Where games don’t start way too early, ahem!

AFC Middle East

Still a less-hazardous locale than any football field.

NFC Siberia

Every game is rescheduled to Detroit every week.

AFC Insufferable

Consists of the respective fan bases of the Patriots, the Cowboys, the Eagles and the Seahawks (the latter subbing in until the Raiders stop being sad).

NFC Hipster

Insists the NFL hasn’t been cool since facemasks became a thing.

AFC Obama

Mocked relentlessly by the NFC No.

NFC More Butts

Winner of the “Fan names a division” contest on Twitter.

AFC Extra Crispy

It’s only a matter of time before the league gets this corporate.

North & South on AMC

A classic miniseries starring Kirstie Alley and Patrick Swayze!

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