Saturday, June 21, 2014

Parannoying

I was relaxing at the pool just now, and I noticed an airplane high up in the sky shooting off twin vapor trails. 

And I thought to myself, "I'm glad I'm not a conspiracy theorist, because worrying about chemtrails would ruin my day."

Though in all likelihood, if I was paranoid, my day would have been ruined earlier with my first drink of water, because FLUORIDE!

But of course, they want you to think it's all bunk. Shudder?

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