I was relaxing at the pool just now, and I noticed an airplane high up in the sky shooting off twin vapor trails.
And I thought to myself, "I'm glad I'm not a conspiracy theorist, because worrying about chemtrails would ruin my day."
Though in all likelihood, if I was paranoid, my day would have been ruined earlier with my first drink of water, because FLUORIDE!
But of course, they want you to think it's all bunk. Shudder?