Tuesday, April 29, 2014

He chose ... poorly

So this is a real ad I saw on some website earlier this month. I think it's a tattoo removal gone horribly wrong or ... maybe a rotten potato? A carving of various orifices? Whatever it is, it's missing a giant piece of itself.

I'm pretty sure no one is looking at this and is thinking, "I could really stand to lose weight ... by having a chunk of my bicep fall off." (Picturing vegetables this way might hook someone on junk food for life, also a lousy weight-loss strategy.) If this is the "Holy Grail" of weight loss, then eternal life sounds like a death sentence.

OK, so this is probably a randomly generated image, but somehow that makes it worse. So much worse.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Nice Indiana Jones reference!