Sunday, March 23, 2014

Vidiocracy

Rule #238: Viral containment

If a video screams, "THIS IS BEING BANNED," not only is it not being banned, it's a hoax. Or hearsay. Or a viral marketing campaign in another country that got its tagline lopped off. 

The only videos that ever get deleted on the Internet are songs, shows and event footage for which deep-pocketed corporations claim copyright. And even those tend to resurface faster than you can say "Prince."

So, don't worry. The Internet will continue to serve your deep desire for government coverups, UFOs, lizard people, anti-vaccine propaganda and Obama's true (satanic) roots for decades to come. No one's actually trying to ban any of those videos. 

OR ARE THEY? 

No, they're not.

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