1) These past few months. Brrrr. But, yay!
2) That Thanksgiving centers around turkey and football and not, say, mayonnaise and mixed martial arts.
3) That diamond commercials are on TV so I can turn them off.
4) That I'm still not being taken for my age.
5) That this year's biggest national problem, apparently, was a single, overwhelmed website. We've come a long way.
6) That I don't have time to come up with 10 things because I can't keep a friend waiting.