Saturday, May 11, 2013

Obama ben Ghazi!

By Earl "Clem" Bob
Tea Party contributor

Benghazi!

That's how Obama pronounces Watergate.

Watergate brought down President Nixon, once the media said it enough. Benghazi's gonna do the same thing, but we still got lots of Benghazis left to say.

Benghazi! Benghazi! Benghazi!

Now, ol' Clem's not an expert on foreign affairs like that Lou Dobbs fella. But I know enough about Benghazi to be outraged. Four people died and Hillary had to do with it. And Obama apparently took a long time to call it terrorism. Also, it happened in some place called Benghazi, hence the name, Benghazi.

Benghazi!

The point is, Obama's goin' down! Impeachment is on the horizon! And it means Hillary ain't gonna be able to run in 2016, because of Benghazi! And that's good news no matter how you slice it.

I was fortunate enough to learn that thing about Hillary at my Benghazi Barbecue Blast. Before that, I just thought four people tragically died and Obama was responsible. Hearin' about Hillary gave us a whole new reason to party.

Benghazi is a poignant reminder of what we lost when President Bush left the Oval Office. Four Americans never would have died under that man's watch. The other day in town I saw a billboard where he was smilin' and it asked, "Miss Me Yet?"

Yes, sir, I do.

The public deserves so many answers about Benghazi. Who? What? Where? When? Why? How soon will this end liberals in America?

Obama is easily the most goin'est-down president in U.S. history. The Benghazi President, we all call him at the trailer park. Before that he was the Obamacare president. But that was too many syllables. Also, Jim Bob didn't much care for the insult after he went to that new free clinic and got a shot for his persistent ringworm. Tell you the truth, I think they injected him with some Kool-Aid too! Shhhh...

Benghazi. I may never fully understand it. But I know this: Americans are fed up with both parties, especially the Democrats. And the people want us a president who isn't gonna let another Benghazi happen. Who can assure not only that all Americans are safe abroad, but that Congress gives 'em enough money to pay for adequate security.

It sure ain't gonna happen as long as Obama sits in the White House! Or Hillary.

This incident exposed the true priorities of the political parties. Thank you, Benghazi!

1 comment:

GDad said...

I'm glad you understand it, Clem, because this bleeding heart libruhl doesn't.