Monday, July 30, 2012

# Rejected Olympic Events

(As seen by hundreds of annoyed people on Twitter)

100-meter rash
Synchronized steroids
Mounting the pommel whore
Gymspastics
Goodminton
Perpendicular bars
Polo Ralph Lauren
Kayak.com
Menstrual cycling
Crampoline
Starchery
Table taekwondo
Disc volleyball
Salad dressage
Mitt Rugby
Oakland Athletics
Octomom decathlon
Coal vault
Long dump
Rowing vs. Wade
Weightshifting
200-meter tax cut
Water torture
Anarchy in the UK
High driving
Toe jam football
Postmodern pentathlon
Creative scoring
Synchronized sinning
Turning Japanese
Charles-Charging
Trampstampoline
Arithmetic gymnastics
Political handstanding
Orgymnastics
Biscuitball
Golden Girls' Gymnastics

1 comment:

GDad said...

I'm glad you put it on this page. I'd have missed it on the Tweeter.