Saturday, June 09, 2012

I'm oven it

I can think of eight more reasons:

• There's lots of enthusiastic frying

• Being able to order trans fats is freedom, baby

• You'll get better treatment if you idle in a car rather than walk up

• Both enjoy a rigged game of Monopoly

• The people making things can't afford to buy them

• You're not a customer, you're a "job creator"

• The food may look different, but it's all the same stuff inside. And a token salad.

• In both cases, you're dealing with clowns and robbers

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