When Francois Hollande beat Nicolas Sarkozy for the presidency of France, my first thought was, "Man, what a perfect name for a president of France. And Holland. I hope the next U.S. president is named American Englande." My second thought was, "Carla Bruni in consolation mode can't be that bad." My third thought was, "Good job, France!"
My fourth thought was, "I hope Mitt Romney doesn't change his name to American Englande."