So my brother's getting married today. And I woke up to the sound of rain.
Naturally, Alanis Morissette began playing in my head.
All these spoons ... anyone remember the knives?
MAKE IT STOP!
Chaka Khan Chaka Khan ... Charles In Charge, of our days, and our nights ... I SHOT THE MOTHER-LOVIN' SHERIFF!
Uncle! Uncle! UNCLE!! (Oh yeah, I'm about to be that too.)