Friday, March 30, 2012

No longer Charlotte's sloppy seconds

The NBA is considering a rebranding of the New Orleans Hornets. May I submit some suggestions?

Bounty Hunters
Phat Dominoes
New Orleans Basketball Saints (NOBS)
Paints
Whorenets
Whodats
Canaille Canals
Pole Greasers
Hurricanes
Lestats
Quarters
Basket Cases
Post Apocalyptic
Da Yats
Porters
Po-Boys
Bouncin' Bensons
Easies
Floodgators
ThrowMisters
Tricks
Beadazzlers
Hustlers
Voodunks
The Category Five

Or we could piggyback off names of current and former NBA teams:

AverageSonics
Fishnets
The Humidity (As in, “The Heat is bad, but The Humidity is terrible” - stolen joke)
Ponchartrain Lakers
The Drizzlies
The Lizards (Bullets also available)
Alligator Nuggets
Naginbockers
Bayou State Worriers
Rebound Kings
Actual Jazz

Any other ideas?

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