(With guidelines taken from Conservapedia’s top conservative songs)
Love Will Tear Us Apart - Joy Division
The lead singer’s name is Ian Curtis.
Bush Was Right - The Right Brothers
This blog frequently noted Bush was right-wing. Also, the band and I share the same level of musical talent.
We Didn’t Start the Fire - Billy Joel
It’s a song about the world, which the blog lives in. It didn’t start the fire either.
Albuquerque - “Weird Al” Yankovic
A rambling, nearly 12-minute song with no discernible point.
Sloop John B - The Beach Boys
The beach is a nice place to read this blog.
Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) - Toby Keith
I am an American who is often angry.
Tik Tok - Ke$ha
This song isn’t in favor of letting religions decide whether or not to cover contraception in its health insurance plans.
I Think We’re Alone Now - Tiffany
I think and am alone a lot too.
It’s So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday - Boyz II Men
These guys have never publicly expressed support for the tea party.
I Am America - Krista Branch
At no point does Krista sing, “liberals are the devil.” (Note before posting: double-check that.)