President Obama: "We must get out there and comfort the families, and do what we can to help repair the damage that has ravaged southwest Missouri."
Mitt Romney: "It's devastating to see good businesses wiped out by tornadoes. I pray they find every salvageable item that's still buried beneath the rubble."
Rick Santorum: "This is clearly a manifestation of God's anger over the contraception and abortion debate raging in ... uh ... Branson."
Newt Gingrich: "The trailers had it coming, sitting so provocatively like that."
Ron Paul: "Let the invisible hand work its magic. The other one this time."