The Spanish Inquisition
What doesn't count as a war on religion
"President Obama wants to take away my right to use federal dollars to deny people medical services that make my narrow personal beliefs cry!"
"It troubles me that the government I distrust so much for its overbearing power and thirst for absolute control of the people is becoming less dominated by theological fanatics."
"We just gave civil rights to another group of people?!!"
Everybody clear? Good.