Rule #173: Outing outrage
Anyone who is passionate about the debt ceiling has to explain what it is. And then disclose when they first started caring about it. Actually, let's do that with every incredibly specific and wonky political issue that suddenly becomes the fuel for our collective flying spittle once it's on par with eating children.
Rule #174: Foot-In-Mouth-Ball
Let's have more athletes saying stupid things. I like when people speak their minds, whether I agree or not, because it's interesting. If an athlete's allowed to be an idiot, I know that a smarter athlete won't be silenced either. When it comes to free speech, I think it's better to err on the side of not being a robot.
Rule #175: Land of Lines
Can't we just have Wi-Fi everywhere? Please?