Sunday, July 31, 2011

Bizarre life lessons

What I learned from the Cabbage Patch Kids:

You can adopt a child and cast it aside when something cuddlier comes along.

What I learned from the Garbage Pail Kids:

People are diverse and we must learn to coexist with their quirks. (Bonus lesson from the movie: True ugliness isn't found in a mirror.)

It's all about the right influences, kids.

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