Saturday, July 09, 2011

Afflictions moving cures

• Hoarding

• The compulsion to not jettison all possessions and go live in the woods

• The healthy, uninjured body

• The idea that what looked great in one apartment will look great in another

• The peace of mind that comes with knowing what bills you have

• Knowing where to bike, shop and drive

• The tragic lack of phobia that others will stumble upon things you'd rather they not see

• Pizza withdrawal

• Non-alcoholism

• Blissful ignorance of how much strength and adrenaline one truly possesses

Anything else I'm missing?


venessalewis said...

Breathe. It's all going to be awesome. I'm just a few minutes away if you need anything.

Michael said...

It's possible I may be in a position to add to that list in the not-terribly-distant future.