Thursday, June 02, 2011

I got a haircut today

What we talked about:

Her epidural. At length.

What we didn't talk about:

What I wanted my hair to look like.

Don't go to her.


Blazing Bayou Running said...

Just spit my coffee out from laughing! Hope your hair turned out ok!


Ian McGibboney said...

You know, I looked at my hair just now after waking up and got mad. She didn't pay particular attention to what I said I wanted, so it's too short. It's not bad, but it's not me either.

Funny thing is, it was my second conversation (using the word generously) about epidurals in a 12-hour span.

GDad said...

I wasn't there, so if you tried this and failed, please forgive my brazenness in suggesting it, but you could have tried derailing the conversation by taking it to some even weirder place, like minutiae about your favorite Star Trek episode or whatever.

"You know, your story reminds me of the Star Trek episode from The Next Generation, season 2, where Deanna Troi was impregnated by a wandering energy being who wanted to experience life in corporeal form. Did you know that Lt. Cmdr. Data did not have a last name?"

Customize to fit your own version of nerdiness. It works for me more often than not.

venessalewis said...

DAMN THAT WOMAN!! Too short?!! I'm gonna be pissed!

Becca said...

(O_o) Do not like. :(