Monday, June 21, 2010

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULES!!

Rule #160: 1-1? Then no one won
A tie is not a win, no matter what World Cup fans say. At least, not as long as moral victories aren't counted in the standings. Can you imagine the uproar from Minnesota Vikings fans if the NFL dealt with ties this way? It would sound a lot like, well, the uproar from Minnesota Vikings fans.

Rule #161: Heat waive
Everyone who doubted global warming because it was cold this winter has to follow the same logic now and change their minds. I'm not saying that short-term weather patterns have anything to do with long-term climate change; they're two different things, and I said so in the snow. I'm consistent on that position. Time for those who base their reasoning on which way the wind blows to be too.

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