By Earl "Clem" Bob
I'm a proud American. I love my country. And I worry about the direction that the current president and Congress are taking it. And I'm not the only one. In fact, I speak for all Americans when I say, enough is enough!
As a country, we're tired of the Obama administration. I never liked the man to begin with, never supported his policies and didn't vote for him. And now, every American sees what I did back in 2008: that Obama is a socialist, Marxist, Muslim, Kenyan usurper bent on turning this country into a Communist utopia. Oh, and he lies, too.
This ain’t the change we voted for!
Everyone who voted for Obama is feeling buyer's remorse. We're seeing now what a mistake it was to elect him as president. Health care reform. The bailouts. Cash for clunkers. The housing tax credit. Can you think of a single person in America who wanted, let alone benefited, from any of these programs? Of course not.
And how dare Obama apologize for this country to foreign leaders! Why, that undermines everything that we Americans stand united for — the war against Islam, U.S. exceptionalism, a strong pre-emptive defense, drill-baby-drill and a substantial cut to the capital gains tax. We all know that no amount of lily-livered groveling will ever get us respect in the world, not that we even care about that anyway. Everyone in this great country demands an immediate apology from you, sir. Every last American.
Just you watch in November, when every U.S. voter will dutifully throw out each and every incumbent bum up for election. What a glorious day that will be! Neither Democrats nor Republicans are safe in their seats. We will finally vote in leaders who speak for all of us as a nation, like Rand Paul and his fellow tea partiers. And, in 2012, Sarah Palin in a landslide! They might as well not even have the election, because we’re all in agreement now.
Paul, Palin and other politicians like them stand for what all Americans want: less government in our lives. Also, an end to abortion, gays and race-mixing. And putting our soldiers on the Mexican border. Stuff we can all get behind.
Just you wait! Americans are long past tired of the corrupt politics that have infected D.C. for so long. We want change!
And by "we," I mean all of America.
In the meantime, Mr. President, don’t take creationism out of the schools. We don’t all agree on evolution. And go easy on BP. That oil spill is probably nothin’.
Earl “Clem” Bob lives in the American part of America.