It's widely accepted that loving puppies is a socialist scheme to placate the masses.To quote Bob Dylan in Motorpsycho Nitemare (1966) - "You unpatriotic rotten doctor commie rat".Well, maybe not a doctor . . (Was that good enough?)
Ooooh Oooh...don't forget this...Whose tax dollars are you spending to love those puppies? Is this some sort of dog enthisiast entitlement progras? This must stop before the government decides to regulate dog enthusiasm. Before you know it, you will have to ensure they are leashed, vaccinated, and treated fairly! This is obviously a ploy by big brother to control us all!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHH.
Nice job, guys! To those I would add: "It's people like you who force filmmakers not to harm any animals on set! The American Humane Association is a group of commie libruls who care more about animals than about actors, and are the reason we don't have great movies like 'Heaven's Gate' anymore. If a director wants to buy a puppy, who are we to say he can't slice it up on camera? It's HIS PUPPY! He bought it fair and square, and the Bible says that it's great to hold dominion over animals. And the U.S. government wants to interfere with that? Hell no!"Of course, just because a man owns a puppy doesn't mean he can marry it. Not unless gays get the right to marry each other."
Oh that was fun. I needed a good snarky chuckle after rading the threads on the other posts I missed all day. Good call Ian, kudos.
want one of mine?
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