Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Ladies and gentlemen, Bobby Jindal logic

I am going to cancel my auto insurance tomorrow. After all, that's just bureaucratic meddling by the government. Who's to say that I need that to take my friends where they need to go? If anyone objects, I'll tell them Bobby Jindal said I can ignore the state trooper! I'll scream it if I have to!

Making that sovereign decision will put an extra $92 in my pocket per month. If I cancel my driver's license and my license plates, that's also more dough for me. And I'll put those savings into hiring illegal immigrants to mow my lawn. After all, Americans Can Do Anything!

I'm also going to learn to type with an accent that isn't mine, or anyone else's for that matter.

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