Friday, September 12, 2008
McCain must REALLY not want us watching him
Since everyone else is making the comparison between Sarah Palin and Miss South Carolina, I'll make up my own:
Charles Gibson: "Do you enjoy cycling, Ian?"
Me: [Long pause] "In what respect, Charlie?"
Charlie: "As in, the definition of cycling since bicycles were invented."
Me: "I like to go from one place to another. And that's the beauty of America, being able to have the opportunity to change where you are. There are a lot of places to be. California and the Alaska, such as."
Charlie: "By cycling, I mean, getting on a bicycle and pedaling until you pick up sufficient speed to ride without losing your balance."
Me: [Wags fist at indeterminate focal point] "Look, if I want to go somewhere, I have every right to do it any way I can."
Wow. She shouldn't have done that.