Tuesday, July 29, 2008

"Adapted for black audiences"


Oh, make it stop.

Coming soon:

Adapted for American Indians: Jesus wears a feather headdress.
Adapted for women audiences: Jesus demands breakfast.
Adapted for Hispanic audiences: Jesus eats Fritos and is slightly lighter.
Adapted for Mel Gibson audiences: Well, he's already without a face, so bloody.
Adapted for Shaq audiences: Jesus butts his head into the bad lyrics.

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