Thursday, April 10, 2008

At last, the link between fuel economy and abstinence

I've been looking for this my whole life!

Just remember, kids: While it's good to exercise moderation in motoring, a parked car is definitely not chastity's best friend.

2 comments:

rhonda said...

oh my fucking god.

sorry i can't muster up any more grace or subtlety than that.

Ian McGibboney said...

It actually makes less sense every time you read it.