Sunday, September 23, 2007

Facial odometers

A lot can happen in nine years, and it can show in your face. Below are two case studies; in both cases, the photo on the left is from 1998 and the one on the right is from 2007.

Name: Britney Spears
Born: December 2, 1981
Advantages: Young; cute; rich; access to flattering photographers, personal trainers and dietitians; adored by millions the world over


Name: Ian McGibboney
Born: May 8, 1980
Advantages: Occasional sense of personal sanity; nonsmoker; has never been married to Kevin Federline; has valid driver's license


The moral of this story? Don't ever do a song called "E-mail My Heart." That'll come back to haunt you. Also, stay off the substances, kids.

1 comment:

Cajun Tiger said...

Nonsmoker and staying off substances are definitely key!