Tuesday, August 07, 2007

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4 comments:

Katie said...

Um, no "Long arm of cheese in Wisconsin," Ian? What the F. That was a gimme.

Ian McGibboney said...

It was a deliberate omission just so you'd write in, "katie."

Katie said...

Um. Good effort at a save, bro. :p

Leigh C. said...

The long arm of the mob and coffee milk in Rhode Island.