Saturday, May 12, 2007

Flawless reasoning (Bob Barker edition)

1) Bob Barker, who grew up in Springfield and graduated from Drury University, spoke at Drury's commencement yesterday.

2) He also walked around downtown with old friends, telling stories and granting an interview to our newspaper.

3) I wrote the headline, subhead and picture captions for the resulting front-page article.

4) Therefore: Bob Barker might receive a copy of the story and say, "What a great job Ian did on the headline! Come on down!"

Yeah...what's not likely about that?

1 comment:

Leigh C. said...

Mazel tov!