Saturday, December 09, 2006

Why blonde jokes exist

While pumping gas Saturday night, I noticed an SUV with two cute blondes pull up beside me. The girl behind the wheel (who was nearest the pump) cracked her window to flick a cigarette! She then jumped out and continued to smoke right next to the pump. A teenage guy next to her said, "You really shouldn't do that," to which I chimed in, "Yeah, that's a really bad idea. In fact, that's the stupidest thing I've ever seen." Ignoring me, she said to the other guy, "You're right. But what's the worst that could happen?" At that point, her friend got out of the SUV and hustled into the store.

Blonde One momentarily weighed the pros and cons of smoking next to the most combustible substance available to civilians, after which she appeared to extinguish her butt...on the grille of her SUV! A few seconds later, however, she took another deep drag...while walking back to the pump!

What happened next is hazy, as I was momentarily distracted by a car hurtling through the parking lot at 40 miles per hour, clamoring for a space no one else wanted. As of press time, however, there were no reports of a huge fireball blowing out this girl's lack of brains.

Ah, Lafayette...where 7-11 isn't a convenience store, but an IQ bracket...

3 comments:

yournamehere said...

Her death wouldn't be a loss, but why does she want to take other people with her?

adrastos said...

Two dangerblonds in Meemaw land? Wow.

Anonymous said...

lollll gotta love the blonds...thats why blonde jokes exist!