Sunday, November 12, 2006

Four football jokes

--Why are the Pittsburgh Steelers' uniforms black?
Pollution.

--What did the Saints eat for breakfast today?
Raspberry turnovers.

--What did Sean Payton yell after Willie Parker scored yet again?
"Bullocks!"

--What is the difference between George W. Bush and Reggie Bush?
About 20 points.

4 comments:

Nick said...

Though I wanted the Saints to win, Parker is on my fantasy team, so that was pretty good for me. I was just hoping that in the end, Brees could lead the Saints down for one more score than the Steelers.

Quite alot of offense, though. The Cajuns could have used some of that Saturday. Their offense forgot to show up.

Phillip said...

The Saints scored 31 points, and W's approval rating is now 31 percent. Coincidence? I think not.

Hillary For President said...

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Ian McGibboney said...

No, HFP, it is YOU who is Borat, pretending to be something you're not. Except that Borat is funny and satirical.