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I don't really have anything to say about Britney Spears; her new (ahem) tribute cover; her recent embarrassing comments about being "country;" her old embarrassing comments about just trusting the president; her babymaking prowess; her apparent hatred for child-safety seats; how she suddenly looks good again; how she never appears on actual album covers anymore; or K-Fed. But she's a public figure and the current darling of Louisiana, so covering Britney is virtually required of me as a blogger. So, there you go!
Honestly, I'm just trying to fulfill a post quota here.
I don't really have anything to say about Britney Spears; her new (ahem) tribute cover; her recent embarrassing comments about being "country;" her old embarrassing comments about just trusting the president; her babymaking prowess; her apparent hatred for child-safety seats; how she suddenly looks good again; how she never appears on actual album covers anymore; or K-Fed. But she's a public figure and the current darling of Louisiana, so covering Britney is virtually required of me as a blogger. So, there you go!
Honestly, I'm just trying to fulfill a post quota here.
5 comments:
I think you do our state a disservice by saying Spears is the darling of Louisiana. She's hardly anything more than a white trash hick from Kentwood whom no one in this state with half a brain and/or a real job really gives a damn about.
I think she's amazing.
Britney who? Oh, you mean that trollop from Kentwood.
Question: Does Britney dress like a slut, or do sluts dress like Britney? It's a quandry.
at least you ain't from Kentwood. That's not how we are.
Britney is a train wreck.
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