In Cheney's defence, CIA intelligence assured him that the 6-foot humanoid figure in the bright orange vest was in fact, a quail. Other sources say that it was quite evident that "the [quail] was heavily armed" and that it "no doubt, posed and imminent threat" to the nation.
Mr. Cheney flew home after the incident, cutting his vacation short. Aparently the V.P. was unable to convince anyone left in his party to forgo the quail hunt, and join him in searching for "wascalwy wabbits."
I'm actually surprised that you're still blogging anyway. I thought you'd said you'd stop blogging the day the storybook perfect marriage between Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey broke up.
But I guess I must be thinking of somebody else. Huh.
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Did he mistake Teddy Kennedy for an elephant?
In Cheney's defence, CIA intelligence assured him that the 6-foot humanoid figure in the bright orange vest was in fact, a quail. Other sources say that it was quite evident that "the [quail] was heavily armed" and that it "no doubt, posed and imminent threat" to the nation.
Mr. Cheney flew home after the incident, cutting his vacation short. Aparently the V.P. was unable to convince anyone left in his party to forgo the quail hunt, and join him in searching for "wascalwy wabbits."
I'm actually surprised that you're still blogging anyway. I thought you'd said you'd stop blogging the day the storybook perfect marriage between Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey broke up.
But I guess I must be thinking of somebody else. Huh.
for some more interesting news about Cheney, check out my latest post on www.southpawspot.blogspot.com
Dick is setting a fine example for the rest of his party...
are you serious? i mean about quitting?
Not if someone who cuts her hair for the sake of bloggery insists I don't :)
good! :)
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