Sunday, February 12, 2006

Dick Cheney shot a dude!

I always said I'd quit blogging the moment that real life officially took over satire. This is it.

So, bye.

7 comments:

Nick said...

Did he mistake Teddy Kennedy for an elephant?

Michel said...

In Cheney's defence, CIA intelligence assured him that the 6-foot humanoid figure in the bright orange vest was in fact, a quail. Other sources say that it was quite evident that "the [quail] was heavily armed" and that it "no doubt, posed and imminent threat" to the nation.

Mr. Cheney flew home after the incident, cutting his vacation short. Aparently the V.P. was unable to convince anyone left in his party to forgo the quail hunt, and join him in searching for "wascalwy wabbits."

Flamingo Jones said...

I'm actually surprised that you're still blogging anyway. I thought you'd said you'd stop blogging the day the storybook perfect marriage between Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey broke up.

But I guess I must be thinking of somebody else. Huh.

The leftist southpaw said...

for some more interesting news about Cheney, check out my latest post on www.southpawspot.blogspot.com

Dick is setting a fine example for the rest of his party...

jenny said...

are you serious? i mean about quitting?

Ian McGibboney said...

Not if someone who cuts her hair for the sake of bloggery insists I don't :)

jenny said...

good! :)