No, this isn't another one of my graphics; this a real energy bar I recently came across! It is manufactured by Sweet Productions, a confectionary based in Amityville, NY (yes, that Amityville). Its packaging offers instant soldier cred, though its camouflage wrapper sometimes causes it to disappear in their fatigues (rim shot). This is the kind of bar that, if the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket had found it instead of the doughnut, he would have been happy rather than fierce. So get your GI gear on these and Support the Troops!
Ironically enough, this bar appears to have no ties whatsoever to the military. That would make "HOOAH!" the edible equivalent of those Titanic knockoff videos that were big a few years ago. You know the ones: Titanic: the True Story; Titanic: Jewel of the Deep; Titanic: the Cheaper and Older Film; and Titanic: the Even Truer Story. This bar is like that. It's a return to the themed food of old, such as the "Chicken Dinner" chocolate bar of the 1920s and Ritz crackers, which (ironically enough) aren't that ritzy.
In any case, this bar is among the best I've ever eaten. They certainly go down better than those damn ribbons. HOO-AH! (Trademark of Sweet Productions).