This ad initally grabbed my attention with its words; that was before I noticed the chosen footwear of one of the attorneys. In the likely event I ever get sued, I want to hire this guy. He seems like someone I can relate to. Besides, no attorney would be that bold if he or she were mediocre.
(This flyer comes from the Glenn Armentor Law Corporation. I wanted to name this post "G.A. Law" for that reason, but I wasn't sure anyone outside of Lafayette would have understood the reference. But now you know it, and I don't have to totally waste a good pun.)