"Watch me racist car" edition
--Before driving through New Orleans, this car was a 2005 Bentley
--The first-ever Gimp Car
--The car didn't have a number because none of its crew knew how to count
--These tires Don't Tread
--The ghettos aren't the only things with bad hoods
--Only whitewall tires are good enough for this fine automobile
--That chain's really been demoted since the Good Old Days
--Is there any significance in the fact that the wheels are yellow?
--White (door) power!
--When you're God's most gifted creation, you don't need a nice car to validate you (at least that's what Honest Bob tol' me)
--"No thanks, ah'm just gonna crash here tonat"
--Hey, something had to be done with Strom Thurmond's limousine
--No mirrors needed because racists are backwards to begin with
--The Demolition High drama department presents The Dukes of Hazzard!
--Crash test this, dummies!
--Jeff Foxworthy's new special is him just pointing to this car
--Like the car? You should see his computer!
--Before driving through New Orleans, this car was a 2005 Bentley
--The first-ever Gimp Car
--The car didn't have a number because none of its crew knew how to count
--These tires Don't Tread
--The ghettos aren't the only things with bad hoods
--Only whitewall tires are good enough for this fine automobile
--That chain's really been demoted since the Good Old Days
--Is there any significance in the fact that the wheels are yellow?
--White (door) power!
--When you're God's most gifted creation, you don't need a nice car to validate you (at least that's what Honest Bob tol' me)
--"No thanks, ah'm just gonna crash here tonat"
--Hey, something had to be done with Strom Thurmond's limousine
--No mirrors needed because racists are backwards to begin with
--The Demolition High drama department presents The Dukes of Hazzard!
--Crash test this, dummies!
--Jeff Foxworthy's new special is him just pointing to this car
--Like the car? You should see his computer!
3 comments:
You'd think with No Child getting Left Behind, the owner of this car would know the difference between his C's and K's.
So...let me get this straight. Anyone who owns a rebel flag is automatically a racist? What if someone is just proud of their southern heritage?
I'll buy that argument when I see some NAACP members proudly sporting that Stars and Bars too.
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