Monday, August 01, 2005

Caption central

"Finishing-school alumni" edition

--"Xanax allows you to feel free of worry. Ask your doctor if Xanax is right for you."
--Okay everyone, on the count of three, raise the corners of your lips! That's how you "smile"
--This was not the reaction Jeff Gannon hoped for when flashing the Republican Women
--They backstab each other with Stepford knives
--Thirty years later, the Barenaked Ladies didn't look any better
--Pictures like this are poignant reminders of how generations have declined
--They weren't laughing with Laura...
--Even Edward Scissorhands wouldn't touch this Bush
--"American Beauty II" got horrible reviews
--This photo screams "1990" more than most pictures taken in 1990
--In retrospect, Laura thought, maybe they smiled a little too much at the mention of 2008
--Bush's Social Security comedy routine killed with the crowd
--Laura's audition for the Ronco-infomercial audience went well
--"Oh Laura, you're such a library card!"
--I can't think of any more captions. It's like I've become the inside of this woman's head!

9 comments:

Michael said...

Thirty years later, the Barenaked Ladies didn't look any better

Hey, now, lay off the Ladies! Who cares what they look like, as long as they make good music? Besides, most of them probably look better than anybody in this picture!

Ian McGibboney said...

You're right, even if you're off.

jen said...

"House of Wax 2: This Time it's Political"

Elohimus Maximus said...

the reason you arent right about anything is because you dont have God. I hope you can join and help us fight satan's minions.
God 1
sinners 0
TCOJCOEMLDS

MPH said...

Now if you'll look over there you'll see John Bolton throwing staplers at the ambassador from Nigeria.

Ian McGibboney said...

"The reason you arent right about anything is because you dont have God."

You got that from a caption central?

Phillip said...

yeah ian, god is good mmkay?

Elohimus Maximus said...

shut up and convert sinner.
God 49
sinners 0

Ian McGibboney said...

You scored seven touchdowns when I wasn't looking? God really DOES work in mysterious ways.