Sunday, June 05, 2005

Caption Contest

X-rated "Deep Throat" edition


--OBVIOUS: "Watch me deep-throat this microphone!"
--W. Mark Felt did his best in "Jerry Maguire 2: All the Agent's Men," but his catchphrase "Follow the money!" didn't catch on
--After reading Bob Woodward's latest books, Felt wondered why HE was the one who insisted on anonymity
--A sad reminder that, at one time, the FBI got its intelligence right
--"I hold in my hand a list of all of Nixon's deleted expletives"
--Getting older and finding fewer and fewer movie roles, Alex Winter resorted to starring in "Deep Throat 3: Dick's Bogus Journey"
--"Pssst, CBS News? Here's one memo you WON'T get wrong!"
--In an attempt to boost ratings, CBS News hired the guy who named himself after a porn movie. Fox News rejected him, saying that they already filled their quota of whores
--"Hal Holbrook? Hal Holbrook?"
--The most important source of the most important news story of the 1970s has only ONE microphone on him? Yes, Watergate set journalistic standards for decades to come.

3 comments:

yournamehere said...

Now only one question remains: Will G. Gordon Liddy kill a 91-year-old man?

oyster said...

In response to your question, no, I did not star in Naked Gun. That was some other guy.

Flamingo Jones said...

"Until he gets caught....until he gets caught....How long does a United States President Serve?"

Unfortunately, Felt found out the hard way that Carnac the Magnificent impressions really only work with that funny turban.