Sunday, May 01, 2005

Caption Contest

"Turqi" edition


--Who knew turkeys were cannibals?
--"No, ah bought mah jacket at the local surplus store...why?"
--Dubya puts the "turd" in "turducken"
--Dubya shows the soldiers what he ate while his National Guard buddies were choking down K-rations back in 1972-73
--Sensibly looking toward the future, Dubya trains for his new job in 2009
--Actually, the troop is holding the tray...does Bush's photo-oppery know NO limits?
--Bush presents the first-ever "Horn of Plenty of Lip-Service"
--Is it me, or is Bush violating military-dress protocol with that blue shirt?
--"Let the eeeeeagle sooooooar!" Turkeys, on the other hand...
--Whether it's food or military decisions, at least Dubya's consistent
--Wait...so who's the real Butterball in this picture?
--The troop was thrilled that his turkey came with dip
--Because Bush's Army jacket was so bereft of honors, it had plenty of room for a food pyramid
--"The jacket? Ah jacked it!"
--"Hello sir! Would you like to try our new samples? You can buy them on aisle five!"
--This one-of-a-kind photo-op gave Bush the perfect premise for telling the troops what he always wanted to say: "Eat this turkey!"

3 comments:

Flamingo Jones said...

there are too many awesome Top Gun references possible here...but this is my favorite

Maverick: "Communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. You know. Giving him the bird..."

Anonymous said...

Since "turducken" has already been referenced, anything i could possibly say here would be redundant.

Bravo, Ian! Your wit is Olympic!

M said...

Turkey lurkey doo and
Turkey lurkey dap
I eat that turkey
Then I take a nap