"How pathmetic!" edition
From one of my first-ever posts comes this gem!
--Original caption: "Nothing is lamer than a protest by the religious right. Except, perhaps, a guy who misspells 'arithmetic' on a sign about education."
--Teach them also sentence structure, comma usage and proper spacing
--Why do I get the feeling this guy can't read his own sign?
--His teacher crossed his arms and thought, "No wonder he's been in third grade long enough to grow a mustache."
--Reading, Writing, Arithetic: the "3 Rs" of GOP education
--For all we know, he could be a racist who misspelled "Grambling"
--A look at George W. Bush's cue cards explains a lot
--No Child Left Behind! Adults, on the other hand...
--Taking a cue from the guy behind him, this guy aims to screw gambling sideways
--He obviously never read Gambling Wizards: Conversations with the World's Greatest Gamblers by Richard W. Munchkin
--I think most children KNOW that reading, writing and arithmetic are not gambling. Duh!
--This may be nitpicking...but doesn't gambling involve lots of reading, writing and arithmetic?
--Things got lively at the annual "Gambling is Evil" church bingo
--He doesn't gamble with his future! He invests in the stock market like all good Americans
--But what about those high-schoolers who enjoy their Gambling II class?
--Does anyone else think that the "T" in "writing" looks like a cross?
--WWJD? STFU!
From one of my first-ever posts comes this gem!
--Original caption: "Nothing is lamer than a protest by the religious right. Except, perhaps, a guy who misspells 'arithmetic' on a sign about education."
--Teach them also sentence structure, comma usage and proper spacing
--Why do I get the feeling this guy can't read his own sign?
--His teacher crossed his arms and thought, "No wonder he's been in third grade long enough to grow a mustache."
--Reading, Writing, Arithetic: the "3 Rs" of GOP education
--For all we know, he could be a racist who misspelled "Grambling"
--A look at George W. Bush's cue cards explains a lot
--No Child Left Behind! Adults, on the other hand...
--Taking a cue from the guy behind him, this guy aims to screw gambling sideways
--He obviously never read Gambling Wizards: Conversations with the World's Greatest Gamblers by Richard W. Munchkin
--I think most children KNOW that reading, writing and arithmetic are not gambling. Duh!
--This may be nitpicking...but doesn't gambling involve lots of reading, writing and arithmetic?
--Things got lively at the annual "Gambling is Evil" church bingo
--He doesn't gamble with his future! He invests in the stock market like all good Americans
--But what about those high-schoolers who enjoy their Gambling II class?
--Does anyone else think that the "T" in "writing" looks like a cross?
--WWJD? STFU!
7 comments:
Huh. I once played cards for cash in AP Calculus class when our teacher was sick. And I turned out all right. Sort of.
thats amazing. arithetic. lol.
This man is living, breathing evidence for why we need to teach our children reading, writing, and arithmetic.
Doy! Doy! Doy! Dubya! Dubya! Dubya!
I can't wait to sign up for Videopoker 102 next semester.
The inspiration for the term "dumb as a barrel of hair."
Is he protesting the Bush Social Security plan?
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