From my sister's July 2003 Seventeen magazine comes this gem. Like, ohmigod!
If ever you've wanted to blow obscene amounts of money for the privilege to wear colorful shirts, slobber over boys in colorful shirts and play annoying drunken games with your paid-for sister (or, like, at least sound like you do!!!!), then this book is for you!
Along with the $20.90 charge for the book, you will also have to pay additional fees for the cover, a dust jacket, a bookmark and for the stylish typeface of every individual page. You will also pay for a shelf to keep it on, even if you have your own place to store the book.
Perhaps you're concerned about whether you should purchase "The Official Sorority Handbook." But don't worry about stereotypes: all kinds of people buy this book! Those who read it include varsity athletes, cheerleaders, honors students, ROTC cadets, student-government leaders and those from just about any other club. There is no model sorority-girl wannabe!
So as you've seen, "The Official Sorority Handbook" is a great way to meet people (even if it's only to be asked, "Why in the hell would you buy this book?") But don't get an Internet to get it, girls...the site no longer exists. But if you have the right connections, you can get, like, anything you want! And ultimately, that's what Greek life is all about.