"Born on third base" edition
Bush accepts a Boston Red Sox Jersey from pitcher Curt Schilling (AP/WWP)
--MENSA went out of its way to sugarcoat Bush's test results
--"Does this make me a Massachusetts liberal?"
--There was no Green about Boston's latest Monster
--Bush, the Boston Wrangler
--"No, Mr. President, you did not hit a triple"
--"I had it first, Curt!"
--"I love a good game of tug of war! A-hyuk!"
--Now that's Bush league!
--"Pitchin' is tough bidness, ain't it Curt? Mahsef, ah'm havin' trouble pitchin' Social Security reform!"
--Schilling, knowing Bush's history with uniforms, elected to take back the jersey
--Bush for batboy in 2008!
--The Buckner stops here
--What is it with Red Sox fans and curses?