Caption Contest

The "Yes, I'm finally back" edition

Caveat: the background pic might be photoshopped. Still, that's unmistakably Bush holding a video camera, and the possibility of him preening in front of a Fox News banner is not all that remote....

--Bush can go Fox himself!
--With Jeff Gannon outed, Bush dropped the charade and became his own reporter
--"Um...big E...D...E...F...P...O...T...E...C..."
--The only safe way to view the total eclipse of the economy
--"When you said we were going to shoot protesters, I thought you meant..."
--Where Bush gets his distorted view of reality
--When Schwartz triple-dog dared Bush to stick his eye on the camera, it was all over
--[Note location of right hand] Whaddaya know...Bush really does have the press by the balls!
--"Watch me balance this camera all nice and fair"
--Presenting the latest theory on who really took those Jeff Gannon pictures!
--"Why is everything rose-colored in this viewfinder?"
--Bush was denied a panoramic camera due to his inability to see the big picture
--"So this is a Camaro!"