Caption Contest

'Infinite possibilities' edition

--"Hmmm...where'd my thumb go?"
--"Really? Created in Your image, huh?"
--"So that's where babies come from!"
--"You're almost there, George. Soon you'll be ready for the fork."
--"So when critics talk, all I have to do is wank this hand back and forth?"
--Only the best rock-head could serve as Rodin's sculpture model
--Poor George forgot his senior ring on picture day
--The first-ever Glamour Shit
--"Yes, I'd like a cheeseburger, a side of fries and an apple pie...are you getting this down, sir?"
--Bush mulls over Alberto Gonzales' suggested new torture methods
--"Hmmm....the caterpillar...was very hungry...hence the title. Now I get it!"
--Is lacking a high-school diploma keeping you from making the money you deserve?
--Tonight on Fox: When TelePrompTers Break!
--"How do you plead to these charges, Mr. President?"
--Remember, Big Brother Bush is watching you!
--Bush attempt at a poker face was really jarring to watch
--Bush waits for Dick Cheney's permission to dig into a nice bag of beef jerky
--"Let me count that out...that's one, two, three, four more years!"
--Bush shows all the money that awaits retirees after privatization of Social Security
--Bush considers candid, honest criticism...just kidding
--"......"