Monday, February 14, 2005

Caption Contest

'Infinite possibilities' edition

--"Hmmm...where'd my thumb go?"
--"Really? Created in Your image, huh?"
--"So that's where babies come from!"
--"You're almost there, George. Soon you'll be ready for the fork."
--"So when critics talk, all I have to do is wank this hand back and forth?"
--Only the best rock-head could serve as Rodin's sculpture model
--Poor George forgot his senior ring on picture day
--The first-ever Glamour Shit
--"Yes, I'd like a cheeseburger, a side of fries and an apple pie...are you getting this down, sir?"
--Bush mulls over Alberto Gonzales' suggested new torture methods
--"Hmmm....the caterpillar...was very hungry...hence the title. Now I get it!"
--Is lacking a high-school diploma keeping you from making the money you deserve?
--Tonight on Fox: When TelePrompTers Break!
--"How do you plead to these charges, Mr. President?"
--Remember, Big Brother Bush is watching you!
--Bush attempt at a poker face was really jarring to watch
--Bush waits for Dick Cheney's permission to dig into a nice bag of beef jerky
--"Let me count that out...that's one, two, three, four more years!"
--Bush shows all the money that awaits retirees after privatization of Social Security
--Bush considers candid, honest criticism...just kidding
--"......"

4 comments:

thehim said...

So when that Gannon guy asked me if he wanted to drill in my backyard, he wasn't talking about looking for oil on my ranch?

MagicalShrimp said...

Do you think it would be a good idea if they really did give him a fork? Oh wait, they can just stick corks on the prongs a la Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.

Flamingo Jones said...

Not to be outdone by the NYC Central Park Gates, the White House unveiled their own new modern art installation The Drinker.

MPH said...

Chin, chin, chin, chin-chinny-chin.