Sunday, January 23, 2005

Caustic captioning

Need some wood? Posted by Hello

--Bush gets on his knees for commercial developers
--"Ah felled these here power lines m'self!"
--"Doin' great, Gale!"
--"Yes, ladies, ah am happy to see ya"
--"Oh, look, frost! You triple-dog-dare me?"
--Bush promised to save the rain forest...from itself
--Bush wasn't kidding when he said he liked to clear brush
--Who ya gonna call? Postbusters!
--The GOP environmental platform gets lower every year
--"Gorgeous! This new mall's gonna be so cool!"
--"Damn! Ah finally find Dick's undisclosed location and ah forgit the secret knock!"
--If Bush speaks in the woods and no one's there to hear him, has he still lied?
--Bush makes a cameo in the climax of Deliverance Redux
--Bush puts the finishing touches on the latest Clear Channel propaganda billboard
--Ever notice Bush's compulsion to be photographed around devastation?
--Well whaddaya know? Bush really is a wood business!
--Now there's a man who can't see the forest for the trees


ThomasMcCay said...

"Bury the disloyal ones, right here."

The Manning Report said...

At least I'm not one of them :)