1) "That frock knocks me out!"
2) "If it weren't for the grace of the Almighty God, America wouldn't be where it is today: the pariah of the world, in severe economic recession, sharply divided and deeply involved in questionable wars. Praise the Lord!"
3) "In the National Guard, You Can!"
4) "Anyone else feel a draft in here?"
5) "Hmmm...Where'd that National Guard recruiter go?"
6) "That's not what they mean by 'mixer,' Mr. President."
7) "Have you read Plato's Republic? Good! Neither have I!"
8) "Guns don't kill people. People kill people. With guns!"
9) "Here's a stock tip: invest in Scared Shitless Unlimited."
10) "It's gettin' hot in here...don't take off all your clothes...oh! Because nudity is filthy, evil and totally antithetical to civil and godly society."
(Inspired by our good friend Zac of Zac Attack)