Monday, November 22, 2004
Forget me! Meet the REAL faces of the USA!
He's a divider, not a uniter
Flamingo Jones gave me the head-up on a wonderful site called You're Welcome, Everybody! This terrific bastion of conservatism offers us the beacons of the all-new Moral Murrika, including such landmark signifiers as these:
It's the law in the new GOPSA
The assault rifle hides Lady Liberty's middle finger
We get it! You're not sorry! Jesus H. Christ, man...
Yes, this was done by a Bush SUPPORTER!
YWE! is a supposed spoof of Sorry Everybody, a site where people post pictures of themselves holding handwritten signs and apologizing for Bush's reelection. On YWE!, people do the opposite: they proudly proclaim their support for Bush; the rules apparently mandate that they do so in the most arrogant, condescending, hateful and obnoxious manner possible. These people aren't interested in Uniting, Not Dividing; they want to eradicate liberals and non-Bush voters as much as they want to annihilate Osama bin Laden. They are clearly some very sore winners. I swear to the deities that I did not create this myself! I couldn't have fathomed something this atrocious even as parody.
If ever you find your resolve wavering, if ever you find yourself throwing up your hands and wondering 'What's the use?", if ever you need a reminder just what kind of mentality is threatening to destroy the world as we know it, then take a trip through You're Welcome, Everybody! Let's take a peek!
First, there's the standard-issue Republican worship:
Then Georgie woke up
No more a that there gay marriage! Asses is for boots!
No one desecrates a flag quite like Karl Rove
The there's the photoshopped pics of hot chicks who would probably never touch, let alone sleep with, any Repub dude:
Women like this just LOVE bananas!
Pictures of people with unmatching hands are never sorry
Ironically, the people who enjoy bush the most are in blue states!
And, of course, pictures of vicious dogs abound:
Even a dog needs a tinfoil hat to like Bush
Come to Gawja, so's we can shootcha heah!
The rest of the site is a compendium of ordinary approachable Americans--cammies, guns and all! Each of these friendly people want to stand up and be counted among the proud 51 percent of the voters that support everything for which America stands!
John Lennon really let go over the years
Ah love mah gun...it's so phallic...
...but Civil War reenactors? That's a different story...
Bravely defending the empty beds of America
gud spellrs can go to hel two......
An Army of One (lunatic)
With all of the American pride seeping out of the seams of You're Welcome, Everybody!, it's only a matter of time before the U.S. Armed Forces takes note and taps into this goldmine of potential recruits. GOP Bless America!